This is an e-zine. They are really funny. My name is Yucky Duck and I love to be me. It's awesome. I live in a mental institute and hopefully one day can overcome my horredous brain disabilities! Don't worry, I am harmless................Mrs. Hopkins I don't wanna take my medicine! NO! NO NOOOOOOOOO! Sorry, I had to take my medication. It hurts. The seringe that they stick into my butt is ten inches long. I get penicillan shot into me everyday. But this e-zine is about mental life and how to tell if you need special attention! Enjoy!

Mental institute life is like living in prison. The food is great and company is better. Sometimes with our toast we recieve a small piece of pineapple and if we're really lucky, we can eat some leftovers from last week! Yes! My dormitory is small, but my roomate's name is Steven. He spends most of his time figuring out different ways to escape. One time he almost got out but the security guards put him out with tranquilizers. It was cool! Steve dropped like a sack of potatoes!